What will they come up with next!

Connor comes up to me the other day and says, " I know that girls don't have muscles" I tried to show him mine but he was not impressed. I can't say that I blame him but I was hoping for a little bit of a break since he is only 3! I asked him who told him that and he said, "Shane" I guess I really need to hit the weights to show him it just isn't true! Just because moms a wimp doesn't mean all girls are!
Connor was playing guess which hand with John but he put it in one and then put that hand behind his back and says pick THIS one dad.
Connor wanted to play paper rock scissors with me but told me that I should choose paper. Then he whips out his scissor fingers with a smart little grin on his face!
I gave Brooke a bath in the sink the other day after a major explosion of her diaper. You know the kind that ends up all over there back and arms and hair as you pull off there poopy onesie! Anyway after I gave her a bath Connor was explaining to Bri that Brooke had a bath in the sink but that she didn't sink!